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<Pauliniho> you smell of boys
<Mike|Hyper> Pauliniho, you smell of anus
<RiG0|Work> thats cause he is one Pauly
<RiG0|Work> thats cause he is one Mike
<Mike|Hyper> hehe
<Pauliniho> oh you bastards
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<DarkZrobe> It must be cold checkered... that looks rather shrivaled :P
<checkered> haha
<checkered> if you only really knew
<DarkZrobe> Checkered its in the negatives where I live
<DarkZrobe> I think my balls went into hibernation
<checkered> LMAO
<checkered> they migrated north for the winter
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<&Wundur> lol
<&Araldia> i just get a broken link
<~neonDragon> must be part of his fiendish scheme
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<SamPhone> Fuckin'..... Bah!
* SamPhone grumbles about signal at the pub
<Spice> might be all those pints you've downed
<SamPhone> I'm not drunk really
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<Spice> well there went THAT hypothesis
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01:33 < Drained|DoW> Record her and point out her flaws when she wakes up hung-over.
01:34 < Puffles> It's been done before, it does nothing.
01:36 -!- ione [chatzilla@ndi-246315A3.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #chat
01:36 < nibblesDacat> lol
01:36 < nibblesDacat> well then make a youtube video and see if that makes your point
01:40 < Puffles> She wouldn't see it. :/
01:43 < nibblesDacat> well play it for her after it gets viewed an commented on a few times.
01:44 < Puffles> Ok. Here's some perspective. She's a shameless alcoholic.
01:45 < Drained|DoW> Move county?
01:46 < nibblesDacat> been there done that. Sorry to here that.
01:49 < ione> Sounds like shes goes crazy in bed. Whats the problem?
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< RiG0 > ha! Unit took one to the balls
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<Sinfinite> oh. there you are
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<Spice> so's your fudge!
<swalesey> how rude!
<Spice> hahahahahaha
<Hamstine> you bitch
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<Mike> I just called a retirement home asking them when they are open till
<Rose> lmao
<Rose> you utter plank
<Mike> it's right after restaurant in the yellow pages
<Rose> lol
<Rose> 'when are you open until?'
<Rose> 'until everyone dies'
<Mike> LOL
<Rose> what a thing to ask
<Rose> i mean really
<Mike> hehe
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<public_nudity> (i know it sounds terrible but i am refering to the game)
<public_nudity> (and re-reading it only makes it sound worse)
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<public_nudity> i don't like swearing infront of children
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<Dazz|afk> and the horse definitely came off worse
<SamPhone> His hooves fell off
<SamPhone> We laughed about it later though
<Dazz|afk> over a tasty beverage i presume?
<SamPhone> Well, oats
<SamPhone> And a bit of salt-lick
<Dazz|afk> any sugar lumps?
<SamPhone> Nah, he was a dentist when he wasn't a horse
<Dazz|afk> well that would make sense really
<Dazz|afk> i mean, you might as well get a decent profession when not being a horse
<SamPhone> That's what he said, he said being a horse was mainly a hobby
<SamPhone> He was, if you will, a hobby horse
<Dazz|afk> lol
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<^TMX> you mistyped hooker, seele
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( Ivy ) Anyone can afford me
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<@Morg> why do you have a dick coming out of your head?
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<Frankeh> fuck
<Frankeh> ok you win
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> XD
* The_Jack_of_Clubs licks frankeh
* Frankeh un buckles his pants and bends over
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> hahahaha
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<Kitty> are you?
<Todretter> there is nothing wrong with public masterbation
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<RiG0> A happy ending
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<Sneak> except for the finger up the danger zone during a blowjob
<Sneak> I've never actually had that happen to me
<Sneak> What do you say in a situation like that?
<Sneak> "Thanks for putting your mouth on my penis but what the fuck are you doing?"
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<[UFO]Sinfinite> *barf*
<@neonDragon> HEY
<@neonDragon> vodka + milk = nice
<[UFO]Sinfinite> that is sick and wrong
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> white russian
<[UFO]Sinfinite> that’s like cars and koala bears
<Morg|around> hey… don’t be messing with them koalas
<[UFO]Sinfinite> you can’t mix them AND eat them
<Thief> cars and koalas, the ultimate combination
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> hit ‘em with your car, eat the koala
<Thief> they look good, smell good AND taste good
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> sounds like a winning combo to me….
<Pauliniho> you’re all going to hell
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<Ace> your mom
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<TMX> *write
<Cow> for what?
<TMX> stfu button
<Cow> i'm gonna make a command line program to buy stuff from amazon
<TMX> equivalent tokilling a process via ctrl-alt-delete
<TMX> For retarded programs like norton that just have an "ok" button when they ask to reboot
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
<TMX> |& M$ Piss-me-off XP |_|| ||X||
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
<TMX> | Your computer needs to be rebooted in |
<TMX> | order to apply the updates. |
<TMX> | |
<TMX> | Save your work, and then click ok. |
<TMX> | |
<TMX> | +----------+ +----------+ |
<TMX> | | OK | | STFU | |
<TMX> | +----------+ +----------+ |
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
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<@Dazzle> so was distracted
<@Dazzle> its hard, theyre moving too fast
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<Kaiser> makes me sad :(
<Ace> a fish reminds you of your smelly girlfriend...
<Ace> makes sense
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<TMX> they are like cats
<TMX> http://uploads.omega.org.uk/vista.wma
<TMX> (thats how cool vita is, I just recorded a sound and uploaded in in 45 seconds)
<TMX> oh damn it's blank
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<TMX> <Pandoraxero> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_mom#Historic_usage Shakespeare invented your mom << QFT
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<Dazzle> he loves that shit
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[19:47] <neonDragon> what to?
[19:48] <Jack-Laptop> um
[19:48] <Jack-Laptop> damn it i didnt think this far into it
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<Foxy> Sleep
<Jelly> whore fingers!
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( dracon ) apparently something to do with office furniture
( TMX ) office furniture pr0n eh?
( TMX ) "oh, you dirty dirty desk, give it to that filing cabinet"
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<Ivy> o.o
<Sin|Work> you're allowed to blink
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> hmm
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> my furniture seems to be slightly out of arrangement
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<Jack-Laptop> both of you take off your pants!
<TMX> I can';t that would involve me taking off my trousers first, which you did not specify
<Jack-Laptop> hahaha brits :)
<Jack-Laptop> you made me laugh so you win tmx
* TMX wins!
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<+Sneak> It doesn’t taste like snozzberries at all
<@Pinky> snozzberries taste like wall
<@Pinky> So infact, they do
<+Sneak> Snozzberries taste like sex, blood, and crying children then?
<%RiG0> basically
<%RiG0> with a bit of lemon
<+Sneak> and ritual sacrifice*
<+Sneak> Ok
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> you dont have baths
<Spice> sex it was then!
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<{a|A}> why am i only learning this now?
<[MYST]vitani> startkeylogger
<{a|A}> i guess noone here has norton ^_^
<[LOF]The_Edge> Is this where everyone says - hey that didn’t kick me… and we all know they have Norton?
<[GOE|BDSM]The_Jack_of_Clubs> i hate norton
<{a|A}> just wanted someone else to test it for me :P
<[LOF]The_Edge> I love Norton - but it is only one of three firewalls I use. One firewall is never enough
<[LOF]The_Edge> ..and I did not get kicked :p
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:06 < lost_it> typing start keylogger as one word kicks anyone using norton
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> on irc
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 < Guru|workies> startkeylogger ?
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 -!- Jaz [~Jaz666@82-38-44-61.cable.ubr03.brad.blueyonder.co.uk] has quit
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 < Guru|workies> rofl
<Pyotr> XD
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<opher> lmao
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<{a|A}> <censored>
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<{a|A}> <censored>
<Pyotr> XD
<{a|A}> sorry
<{a|A}> no swearing
<{a|A}> lmao
<{a|A}> sorry about that :S
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<{a|A}> omg
<{a|A}> i’m going to quit now
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[23:50] <Kaiser> I havent heard of any other alliances getting nearly as much bullshit as SDM
[23:50] <Mike> that's because we're badass
[23:50] <Kaiser> we would be a lot more baddass if the fucktard admins would leave us alone
[23:50] <Mike> true
[23:52] <Kaiser> it is like having a championship boxing match and right in the middle the ref calls timeout and shoots one of the guys in the knee, pokes him in the eye, ties lead weights around his arms and legs, and bludgeons him over the head with a midget several times
[23:53] <Kaiser> tbpfh the admins should not be allowed to affect the fucking game like that
[23:53] <Mike> and he still puts up a fight!
[23:53] <Kaiser> aye that he does
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<Avoozl> :(
<Kitty> ..
* Yodan1 walks over to DZ..."Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" *Tap*
<Jack-Uni> he uses a condom at least
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<Jack-Uni> entertain me
<Necroscope7> whores entertain me too, i just wish they were cheaper
<Jack-Uni> hehe
<Necroscope7> no, she-she, threeways like that are fun for everyone.
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<neon|essay> he is just a toy
* Snow is made of plastic and elastic, he is rugged and long lasting
<RiG0-zZzz> batteries not included
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<archkittens> and install that
<archkittens> it fixes all windows related problems
<TMX> archkittens: I hear cutting off your head is good for preventing brain tumours
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<Sin> not unless you spell atheism correctly I suppose
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