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<Kitty> meats!
<Pauliniho> teats
<RiG0|Work> feets?
<RiG0|Work> sorry, I suck at this game.
<RiG0|Work> I should just spam the channel to stop you from enjoying it.
<RiG0|Work> it's not griefing, this is my legal tactic.
<Kitty> it's evolution of gameplay
<Kitty> *ircplay
<RiG0|Work> ya, stop forcing your style on me
<RiG0|Work> I should eb able to type the way I want.
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* Sam bombs somewhere
<Chilari> what freedom are you fighting for, Sam?
<Sam> I'm an agnostic fundamentalist
<Chilari> agnostic, hmm?
<Chilari> what do agnostic fundamentalists believe in?
<Sam> the right to not know what to believe in, without Preachy McPreacherson butting their silly noses in!
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[00:08] <neonDragon> you must login!
[00:08] <Pinky> How do I login?
[00:08] <neonDragon> you can't login!
[00:08] <Pinky> I see!
[00:08] <Pinky> Now that could be a problem
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<Ivy> You have a bit of snot, right there...
* Ivy points
* Amos sneezes on Ivy's face
* Amos points
<Ivy> ¬_¬
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<Mike> my IQ
<Mike> what down Jack?
<Jack-Mac> my iq :(
<Mike> aww cheer up! you still have cheese doodles!
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<Rose> just because you are all jealous
<Rose> i am a minor leave me alone!
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<neon|8000|IM> i've seen bigger
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<Pinky|Away> Being a guy/girl is just one of them ;)
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<@Puffles> Because my mother told me too
<Soanes> That explains alot
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<checkered> hamstine's a pussy, and skipper is, oh an heruur, but that's just not the same
<Hamstine> FUCK YOU
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<steveoiscool> its strangely arousing
<steveoiscool> duh
<Mike|LovesRose> ...
<Kitty> ...
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<@BrunoX> I believe it is time for a prize.
* BrunoX gives Sin a prize.
* Sin is deeply flattered
<@BrunoX> We need more people in Internet Relay Chat, though
<@BrunoX> your next objective is to get more people!
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<foxtrot7> oh yea....all girl trombone choir
<Teclis> i think they would only be good at sucking tbh XD
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<Darkvinyl> HEADSHOT!
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giskard my condolences to all those who lost people there...
giskard news say 2 casualties so far
ndragon 2 casualties? why's that on the news
Pauliniho 2 is a bit rubbish isn't it?
Pauliniho the bar's been raised now
Sularia to prove you're not safe anywhere in the USA
Pauliniho You don't hear about many alaskan shootings
Hamstine cause there is no one there?
Sularia it hasn't got a particularly high population
Sularia density
Pauliniho sounds pretty safe to me
Hamstine yeh but they have bears
Pauliniho bears can't shoot guns silly
Pauliniho their claws are too long
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<TRiGb0t> ART AND LITERATURE: WHICH IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD TO BOTH BEGIN AND END WITH THE LETTERS U-N-D ? (20 points)
<TRiGb0t> Hint: ***********
<TMX> understand
<TMX> wait...
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<Salted> there it is
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<Ivy> Hoorah
* kadaj loves bubble wrap
<Ivy> Its so satisfying
* kadaj covers BrunoX in bubble wrap
* Amos misses bubble wrap
<Amos> question is
<Amos> big or small
<Ivy> big
<Amos> what
<Amos> get out
<Ivy> whats the question refering to? XD
<Amos> small are SO much more satisfying
<Ivy> Oh, bubble-wrap
<Ivy> Yeah. Big.
<kadaj> ;)
<Amos> it's not the size, it's what you do with it
<Ivy> Heh you only say that if you dont fill the criteria
<Amos> small is more fiddly, and lots more pops
<Ivy> Exactly
<Amos> small goes for hours
<Amos> fuck having one big pop and that's it
<Ivy> Depends if you have a short attention span
<Amos> do you?
<Ivy> Depends on the situation ;)
<Ivy> If its bubble-wrap we are talking about...
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<Sneak> mas mas mas si si senor
<@Spice> mas mas mas sneak is a whore
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<@Dazzle> "so, what happened to inspire you to your position as CEO of this company"
<@Dazzle> "couldnt let tmx have a better car than me"
<@Dazzle> "whos tmx?"
<TMX|CornflakeOClock> XD
<TMX|CornflakeOClock> 20 years time? that's *king* TMX to you
<@Dazzle> i'll be space pope in 30
<@Dazzle> so fuck off
<@Dazzle> D:
<@Dazzle> your highness
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<Yodan1> its a plane
* The_Jack_of_Clubs slaps Yodan1 around a bit with a large trout
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> shush you i said its a friggin bird
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[12:06] <Araldia> straight from bed to work
[12:06] <Araldia> man after my own heart
[12:07] * Araldia is still in bed and at work
[12:07] <Araldia> and NO Ara is not a whore
[12:07] <Araldia> despite whatever EvoBash says
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[01:29] <@Dazzle> but for deepthroat
[01:29] <@Dazzle> the trick isnt swallowing
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<Ace> Building 56000 scan amps: 56,000,000 metal and 56,000,000 mineral
<Ace> Defacing alliance pages by exploiting bad code: Priceless
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<neonDragon> no tmx
<neonDragon> i'm not a retard
<neonDragon> :P
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<Sneak> yes
<Sneak> it's the TV Guide channel
<Sneak> I watch it all day
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[19:38] <Sam> you forgot yer (actual size) tag :)
[19:38] <Drained|Work> If that's a representation of yours, I feel sorry for any lady who has to see it -.-
[19:38] <Ivy> If they can find it
[19:39] <Sam> we're a harsh channel, it makes me chuckle
[19:39] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> the brits are trying to be mean
[19:39] <Sam> the americans are trying to be smart
[19:39] <Sam> isn't it cute!
[19:40] <Drained|Work> :)
[19:40] <Ivy> <3
[19:40] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> see trying to be mean
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<Pauliniho> </heruur>
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<Hazamajaza> Testing 123
<Darkvinyl> *Critical Error!
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<Darkvinyl> :D
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<Hazamajaza> testing 123
<dEvoBot> Hazamajaza: I dont like tests!
<Hazamajaza> Err Sory
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<Darkvinyl> :D
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<RiG0> you lay it gently on the table
<RiG0> and just climb on
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<Pinky> And one guy said, "does the baby count?"
<Pinky> xD
<Martyr> lol
<Martyr> that guy is going to hell :P
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<Pinky> He got high fives all round
<Darkvinyl> I did
<Darkvinyl> tis cause I'm awesome like that
<Pinky> DV, for context
<Pinky> <Pinky> I was with some friends last night, and they were on about finding relatiives sex toys. Then we got onto if you've found one in someone elses house e.g. if you were babysitting
<Pinky> <Pinky> And one guy said, "does the baby count?"
<Darkvinyl> ....
<Darkvinyl> is it too late to take that back?
<Pinky> Ya
<Darkvinyl> damn.
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<TMX> oh if you insist RiG0
* TMX puts on his robe and wizard hat
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[eldrytch] you get up in the morning and kick your cat?
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* %Pauliniho throws birdflu around the room
<BOX> birdflu?
<+Sneak> yay birdflu
<+Sneak> you should know what birdflu is Box
<BOX> what is it?
<%Pauliniho> O.o
<+Sneak> a flu… dumbass
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i had to go poopy
<Todretter|AA> did it feel good
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i suppose
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> doesnt all poopy feel good when it comes out?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i guess when youre not constipated
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<Pinky> It's ok, he thought I owned evo
<Pinky> Which made me giggle
<Pinky> And that I was a woman ^__^
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<Spice> YAY!
<Spice> I'd rather have a henweigh though
<dustin> what's a henweigh?
<Spice> about 3 pounds!
<Spice> HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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<Guest15827> wha
<Ace4> lol
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> serv'd
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> nickserv'd
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[19:20] <neonBuntu> are you forgetting when me, araldia, gemz, bexa and tera had an all-out cybersex orgy in here?
[19:20] <neonBuntu> the administration here doesn't exactly disprove of such things
[19:21] <Sam> That's because the administration are dirty little perves!
[19:21] <neonBuntu> oh yes
[19:21] <Sam> I like the administration
[19:21] <neonBuntu> XD
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<+Sneak> and Pinky
<+Sneak> the most elusive prey of all
<%RiG0> nope Sneak, thats called “Murder”
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<Ivy> :O
<Hamstine> you might get a part exchange
<TMX> yeah, see if their is a bugfix for her
<Hamstine> but don't count on it
<TMX> ivy 1.1 or something
<TMX> or try recompiling with support for british humour
<Ivy> I am missing data
<Ivy> :(
<TMX> ./ivy-config --with-british-humour && make && make install
<Sam> I don't need to replace her, I'm dual-booting as it were
<BrunoX> /ivy uninstall
<Ivy> Anyone dual boots and I stab em in teh eye
<Sam> TMX: well, installing WINE in her is always a good laugh
<TMX> I bet she runs all sorts of programs after a little bit of WINE :P
<Hamstine> its all inputs tbh
<Hamstine> i mean she is fitted with 3 usb sockets
<Sam> I'm still trying to get SU rights tbh
<TMX> well, if you try using marriage, you should be able to merge the processes, and then fork a couple of new ones
<Sam> I'm not starting any child processes TMX
<Ivy> Ive been told my software is top notch
<Hamstine> you need to install a lie detector then ivy
<TMX> you should make sure her account doesn't have permission to fork then
<TMX> and make sure you use an antivirus
<Hamstine> your slower than 3.1
<Frankeh> make sure shes firewalled
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* neon|home yawns
<neon|home> it's a risky spectator sport this is, one of them might get soap in their eyes or something
<neon|home> anything could happen
<DepressedStone> At least they're girls. That way nothing will happen if someone drops the soap.
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<Kitty> think so
<Twinge> I believe so, yeah
<DepressedStone> With a red background and a white circle.
<Kitty> the Taoists use it too
<Kitty> but it has some extra little dots in that one
<Kitty> and windows use it with a few extra lines and the squares coloured in
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[20:59] <synthe|work> ...i didnt think that thru very well...
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<Hamstine> i know
<Kit||Dwaggie> OMG go to www.titsrick.com
<Jack-Laptop> o_O
<Hamstine> Firefox can't find the server at www.titsrick.com.
<Kit||Dwaggie> o_0
<Hamstine> you fail
<Kit||Dwaggie> it was a joke'ums
<Hamstine> YOU FAIL
<Jack-Laptop> yeah kit
<Kit||Dwaggie> after the long factual speach
<Jack-Laptop> you fail :P
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<[Z3R0]Skipper> ummmm
<[BOX]Trax> are you touching your manley chest?
<[Z3R0]Skipper> are you a guy or a girl?
<[BOX]Trax> oh baby stroke that man meat!
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<Morg> you sick bastard
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<Illusion> Hi gays =)
<Illusion> Oops, I mean guys =)))
<Necroscope7> I wasnt certain, that's why I waited to give the gays a chance to respond.
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<checkered> hell NOD
<Pinky> hey gays, hell NOD!
<RiG0|Work> :P that was perfectly timed tbh
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<Pyotr> <3 actually means GREATER than three
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<Harad> procastination?
<Chilari> i'll tell you later
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19:37.04 ( Hypothesis ) s'what I normally do
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<RiG0|n00b> so they dialated my eyes
<RiG0|n00b> so i can't see anything
<RiG0|n00b> if you say my name, i wont be able to read what you say
* Pyotr pokes RiG0|n00b
<RiG0|n00b> fuck you
<RiG0|n00b> just incase... since I don't know what you just did...
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<^TMX> seon ho
<Jack-Laptop> i do not
<Jack-Laptop> you do
<^TMX> (:edom tfel ot thgir ot dehctiws sah swodniw
<Pinky> lies
<Jack-Laptop> ufts
<^TMX> gnitoober ,brb
<Jack-Laptop> diputs si xmt
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* BrunoX|away makes Mog's privates publics using the power of the Internets
<BrunoX|away> Morg's
<Morg> noooo! them's my toy soldiers!!!
<Morg> don't give them to teh internets!
<BrunoX|away> Now they're everyone's!
<Morg> :'( how could you! I gave you somes of my toy soldiers
<BrunoX|away> They're still mine...
<BrunoX|away> and everyone's!
<BrunoX|away> Public's!
* BrunoX|away makes Morg public
* Morg runs off clutching his privates and crying
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* TMX puts an RFID tag on Todretter :)
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<Skipper> you like weebel right?
<Pauliniho> I like Weebl
<Skipper> Weebel - the band
<Skipper> its spelled Weebel in I tunes
<Pauliniho> awww skipper, you almost had me interested in your conversation there for a second
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<Spice> That's what non-alcoholic beer is for!
<Araldia> allergic to hops too
<kadaj> i should now
<kadaj> i've been drinking non-alcoholic beer for 5 months now
<Araldia> for same reason as me?
<kadaj> no
<kadaj> i am on a treatment
<kadaj> stupid pills
<Sam> you're taking stupid pills? you're stupid enough already though O_o
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<Aolo> and, like sun tzu says in a roundabout way, expect the unexpected, provide for a long war but hope for a short one, and always do the unexpected...
<Aolo> (but machiavelli reduces citizens to an equation, but there is no citizen portion of the game unless you count alliances and as I'm not of any influence in those, any references here would be irrelivant)...
<Pyotr> Aolo: Leroy Jenkins provides a better model for gameplay tbh
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<Puffles> V Fail
<Puffles> V? ^ fail
<Puffles> bah
<Puffles> <- fail
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<Jack-Laptop> <accent class="brit">fancy a cupa tea?</accent>
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[11:28] <Drained> Exactly.
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< ^TMX> Kaiser: ah, that explains why he is such a wanker
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<Amos> ewwww
<Spice> o.O
<mason> why ewww? a 2nd tasting is ewww
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<TMX> putting people in ovens is so 1940's
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<RiG0> ^ thats my line fucker
<Sam> :)
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<TMX> your mom has a sticker saying designed for ME
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<kadaj> Wundur-Work bought me :'(
<kadaj> and you haven't done anything about it!
<Wundur-Work> he's the one who sold you :)
<kadaj> :O
* kadaj faints
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<Pauliniho> XD
<Kitty> lol
<Hamstine> hehe
<Hamstine> i haven't done that in a while
<Pauliniho> I do that almost daily
<Pauliniho> he's taken DZ'z place tbh
<Hamstine> ^_^
<Pauliniho> I dont actually mind DZ these days, since i've met skipper
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[23:15:30] <TMX> :O
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<Fender36> hiding
<Morg> must be...
* Morg goes looking for people
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<Morg> I win!
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<Ace> i don't know dz
<Ace> i would need a magnifying glass to see your penis
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<Maxy> watch out Mr Maxy.....
<Ivy> oh gods no >.<
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<Ivy> else it becomes painful and their ballsacks explode basically
<Amos> crack one out tonight
<Amos> I dares ya
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<%Seele> what's there to applaud? :P
* Morg applauds Voices decision to applaud seele's abilities
* %Voice appluads morg's support in applausing voice for supporting seele with applause for his abilities
* Morg applauds Voice for applauding morg for applauding voices decision to applaud seele's abilities
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<%Voice> i think we applauded him to death
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<Rose> and what am I supposed to do about it...?
<Mikeh> You could sacrifice your virginity to your god, my penis.
<Rose> since when do i worship your penis?
<Mikeh> since now.
<Mikeh> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
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<Teclis> whats wrong with being immature? i like it, it means if im in a crash i can just say its DVLA's fault for giving me a driving lisence XD
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(BrunoX) Vancouver always loses.
(BrunoX) It's what they do.
(Darkvinyl|8002) they won the other night...
(BrunoX) they can't even succeed at losing! :O
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<Pinky> It's you
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i know B)
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<Ivy> I once b0rked a computer that way
<Ivy> I organised the C files ^_^
<Ivy> Was darn proud until the damn thing wouldnt switch on
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<PiratePete> Not sure about the oxy part
<Incognito> ima a moron :)
<Huntersdad> So if Mitt Romney were an honest politician, would that make him an "oxymormon"? :D
