(63 / 103)
<BOXie> ... We're at war?
(52 / 78)
<Mike|Work> you can have fake sex with fake people
<Mike|Work> and you don't know what age they are
<Mike|Work> or even what gender
<Mike|Work> it's like a blind-folded yankee swap
<Mike|Work> with your genitals
<Mike|Work> :)
<DarkZrobe> I dont even want to know what sex looks like in second life
=-= Sam|OutSmoking is now known as Sam
<Sam> or in real life
* Sam grins
<DarkZrobe> Bastarf
(47 / 105)
<thief> i don’t know
<morner> you’re a sick bastard
(46 / 82)
<Pauliniho> cockroaches tbh
<Stone> they're raisins
<BOX> they look like tadpoles
<BOX> though I'm not sure which is worse
<Stone> and that dish tastes like...well...secks in your mouth tbh
<BOX> that dish makes me want to wait till I'm married
(44 / 80)
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
* [SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
* [UFO]Beta-Guy was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
(44 / 80)
<Nexus> donkeys with rifles:)
<Todretter> elephants with plasma ion cannons
<Jack-Laptop> losers with irc clients
(41 / 63)
<RiG0> yes
<BOXie> mine died :(
<RiG0> WHA?
<RiG0> when??
<BOXie> few months ago
<RiG0> you never even said anything
<RiG0> sorry to hear that
<BOXie> s'okay...he smelled really bad
<RiG0> wow, thats the meanest thing I heard today...
(41 / 69)
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(37 / 73)
<%VexX> and you know what is better?
<~Pinky> A PC on it?
<%VexX> that too
<%VexX> and better than that….
<%RiG0> An intern under it?
(36 / 56)
<Kitty> when you're swimming in the pool and your bum starts to drool... diarrhea..diarrhea
<Kitty> running through the grass and it slips down your... ok that's enough of that :P
(36 / 46)
[08:21] <Eepster> because archkittens wanted me to meet some cool people
(35 / 99)
(35 / 57)
<Pauliniho> rather depends who you are?
<SomeName> lol
<SomeName> new-ish player
<SomeName> pinky.. is she single?
<Pauliniho> I do believe so
<SomeName> and she like girls, right?
<Pauliniho> haha...you'd have to ask pinky that
(35 / 69)
<Mike> lol yep
<Rose> why must all quotes with me in have to do with penises
<Rose> JUST BECAUSE ITS A FUNNY WORD
<Mike> lol
<Mike> you talk about penises
<Mike> ALOT
<Rose> they are so funny
<Rose> best word ever tbh
(35 / 73)
<Pinky> now do this:
<Pinky> /mode #ebg +o Pinky
* Sneak sets mode: +o Pinky
<Sneak> yay
* Pinky sets mode: -o Sneak
<Pinky> Channel takeover!
<Sneak> curse you!
(34 / 76)
<munch> hello
<sephiroth> high
<munch> not in years
(31 / 67)
<RiG0> 543,504 Creatures incoming.
<Foxy> MERC news spammed.
<Foxy> what is the point in doing that???
<Pauliniho> shit...we better recall, they might have defence
* Pauliniho abortz
* Foxy abortz also
(31 / 55)
<Kitty> no they can't
<Kitty> their skin burns on contact
<Leni> Im serious
<Kitty> so am I
<Kitty> the baptism was a total bitch
<Kitty> "ARGH OMG the baby it burns!"
(29 / 69)
<neonDragon> are pages loading more slowly?
<neonDragon> or more quickly?
<neonDragon> or the same?
<DarkZrobe> Yes...
<DarkZrobe> Slower I think
<Pauliniho> same for me
<neonDragon> can i have an answer from someone that knows what they're doing
<neonDragon> ok pauli ta
(29 / 81)
<Kitty|SerialExperimentsLain> by 'issues' I mean he disagrees with me...
(26 / 58)
<Sneak> oops
<Sneak> not in my disguise
=-= Sneak is now known as Sneakbot
(25 / 67)
* CTerry kicks Darkvinyl in the shins
<CTerry> Don';t ever do that again
<Darkvinyl> :(
(25 / 55)
< DarkZrobe> I will make out with the next person who come s on IRC
-!- Rose [chatzilla@ndi-D13F7732.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com] has joined #chat
< NurseKitty> HAX!
< Mike> ROFL
< Hamstine> run Rose
< DarkZrobe> OMG
< DarkZrobe> Rose
< Hamstine> RUN
< Mike> ROSE RUN
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[DrSneak] well
[DrSneak] in my medical opinion
[DrSneak] I think 'work' might be a strong word
[DrSneak] I consider it more random synapses of the brain firing off in order to concieve random strings of words that occasionally resemble conscience thought
[Pauliniho] you mean like....when a corpse twitches?
[Pauliniho] its not a conscious movement
[DrSneak] they occasionally RESEMBLE conscientious thought, but usually fail miserably to imitate it
[Pauliniho] just some spare electrons in the brainal cavity
[DrSneak] Exactly
[Pauliniho] So what have we learned here today?
[Pauliniho] Soanes posts like a twitching corpse
[DrSneak] yes
[Pauliniho] Mystery solved
[Pauliniho] lets have some scooby snaks
(22 / 28)
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<Araldia> 30 cm
<Kitty> oh right :) i thought that was a yard
<Araldia> thats a metre
<Kitty> :S
<Araldia> 3 foot in a yard approx a meter
<Araldia> pick your spelling
<Kitty> :)
<Sin> meter = 3.5 feet
<Araldia> hence "approx"
* Kitty gives up and measures everything in cubits
<Araldia> although i understand the importance of 15 cm to men
<Sin> that's not really close enough to approximate
<Kitty> XD
* Araldia giggles with kitty
<^TMX> 5.9 inches?
<Araldia> im sure you swore it was 8
<Araldia> maybe 9 if you stretch it
<^TMX> O_o
* Araldia giggles again and shuts up
<Sin> very funny
(21 / 55)
[18:09] <Ivy> lol
[18:10] <Hypothesis> aww
[18:10] <TMX> what do you mean "aww"
[18:10] <TMX> it's comedy gold
[18:11] <Hypothesis> I mean it's a cute lol?
[18:11] <Ivy> xD
[18:11] <TMX> cute?
[18:11] <Ivy> its cute that he's raping?
[18:11] <Ivy> lawl hyp
[18:11] <Ivy> you got a funny definition of cute
[18:11] <Hypothesis> oh he's raping!
[18:11] <Hypothesis> I get it now
[18:11] <Pyotr> XD
[18:11] * TMX shakes his head
(20 / 28)
<TMX> and secondly, that it is actually retrieving data
(19 / 69)
<Teclis> hmmmm.. neon how do you type and sleep?
<mason> you don't pay at the kindergarten?
<Teclis> whats a brothel?
(19 / 55)
[03:03] in arabic
[03:03] my name ahmad
[03:24] =-= neon|lappy is now known as Judas
[03:24] |<-- THE_LORD has left hub.uk.irc.neondragon.net (Quit: The Evolution CGI IRC Client - www.thejackofclubs.net/evo/cgiirc/ (EOF))
[03:24] <Judas> What now, suckers?
[03:25] oh noes, the lord left as soon as I appeared :(
[03:25] jesus is meant to go
[03:25] you're doing it wrong
[03:25] =-= Judas is now known as neonDragon
[03:26] <checkered> XD
[03:27] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:28] we have officially been forsaken.
[03:28] <neonDragon> boooooo
[03:28] time for Plan B
[03:28] <Surreal|dinnah> wuts plan B?
[03:29] <neonDragon> I hope everyone likes the Qur'an
[03:29] <synthe> are you gonna copy/paste the whole thing?
[03:29] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:29] yes plz. arabic if you don't mind.
[03:29] <neonDragon> ?????
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> paste away.
[03:30] <Ara|Away> مرحبا أنا أحمد
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :)
[03:30] <neonDragon> well said!
[03:30] <Ara|Away> oops
[03:30] i took The_Lord's name in vain
[03:30] hehe
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :O
[03:30] <synthe> rofl
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> lol
[03:31] <Ara|Away> hehe i actually lolled
[03:31] <synthe> i still am
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<Sam> speakin' of which...
<Sam> hai Kitty
(18 / 68)
<Jack-Laptop> you sam
<Sam> yeah, me Sam, you Tarzan
(17 / 99)
<Pauliniho> why would robots eat flesh?
<TMX> because eating wood is for spastics
(17 / 57)
<TMX> *pedanticism
<Munch> ?
* TMX runs :P
* TMX was kicked by Araldia (pedant)
(17 / 35)
( Pauliniho ) and then I passed out for a full day
( Pauliniho ) awesome
(17 / 75)
<TMX> I'll ban him from the network, that'll teach him
* TMX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* TMX has joined #chat
<TMX> so, I may have banned my computer by mistake
(16 / 50)
<Sam> go fuck yourself
(16 / 26)
<Skipper> please
<Skipper> *laughssssss*
<mason> skippy, pay money
<Skipper> 3,4,10:a is the leader of S0rr0W
<Skipper> XD
<Skipper> Alucard
<neon|8002> ok i'll move you skipper
<Skipper> no
<Skipper> wait
<Skipper> i was kidding
<neon|8002> !pmove 3,2,6:h 3,4,10
<EvoBot-56> neon|8002: Moved 3,2,6:h to 3,4,10:i ()
<Skipper> :(
<Skipper> we payed for those planets
<Skipper> :'(
<archkittens> i wonder...
<Skipper> move me back please!
<neon|8002> http://ev5.neondragon.net/3,4,10 <- but you look so comfy with all the sorrow :)
<mason> roflcopter
<munch> lol
<Frankeh> hahahaha
<ally> lol
<Frankeh> evo bot at its finest
<neon|8002> !pmove 3,4,10:i 3,2,6
* EvoBot-56 has quit IRC (Client exited)
<neon|8002> erm
<munch> oops
<neon|8002> guess that means you're not being moved back
<munch> lol
<Skipper> :'(
(16 / 74)
<Kitty|warface> *minors even
<Kitty|warface> well, maybe not miners either...
<Kitty|warface> it's not my fault i don't like to sleep with miners
<Kitty|warface> they go too deep :( and there's nothing worse than a dirty helmet
<neonDragon> at least they have a flashlight to find places no one else could!
...
<Kitty|warface> there's probably a fetish site for that somewhere..
<Kitty|warface> minerlust
<neonDragon> i wouldn't type that into google if i were you
<neonDragon> police would be at your door within 5 minutes
<Kitty|warface> dyslexic police :)
<Kitty|warface> more proof that the internet is run by men, if it's got a hole... there's a porn site for it :)
<neonDragon> "we have a dyslexic paedophile, go go go!!"
(16 / 30)
<krimto> lol
<Sam> worth it
<@TMX> he'll have to settle for a dead kitten istead, eh?
(15 / 49)
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> wanna make out?
<Paul|Warface> well when you put it like that..
<Paul|Warface> of course
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> yay
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i r the win!
(15 / 39)
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[22:46:44] <Hypothesis> did girls like him more for it?
[22:47:07] <tecface> no they called him a freak
[22:47:17] <Hypothesis> yeah figured
[22:47:32] <Hamstine> i met a girl on holiday that had one of those
[22:47:43] <Hamstine> wait
[22:47:47] <Hamstine> never mind
[22:47:53] <Sam> what, a penis?
[22:48:12] <Sam> girls with penises aren't girls, Hamstine :(
(15 / 27)
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> hey arch, do you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> i just wanta dabble in Linux
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> im sorry
[18:21] <archkittens> i have to submit that to bash
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> so i was wondering if you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:22] <archkittens> ubuntu.org
[18:22] <archkittens> you're not serious, are you?
[18:22] <HACKhalo2> dabble, as in use
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> about what?
[18:23] <archkittens> all linux is open source
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> i ment a version that wont be illegal to copy and give to someone
(15 / 31)
[18:29] <Skipper> wait no
[18:29] <Skipper> three do...
[18:29] <Skipper> :(
[18:29] <Skipper> >-- fail
[18:30] <Skipper> <--- FAIL
(15 / 27)
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<Ace> i need a quick buck sometimes
<Sin> I'm not judging
(14 / 32)
<@Dazzle> back shortly
<Ithryn> :O
<@Dazzle> :(
<@Dazzle> the rings holding it on too tight
<@Dazzle> i tried using a pair of pliers, but no luck
<@Dazzle> hrm, internet says if i pull hard
<@Dazzle> brb
(14 / 28)
<@TMX|BreakingEvo> WHO AM I
<neon|DnD> oh my, tmx has me down to a tee
(14 / 52)
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<Mike|SL> Hi Kitty <3
<Kitty> I'm too easily addicted to start playing MMOs :(
<Kitty> would probably forget to eat or something
<Mike|SL> eat?
<Mike|SL> SHIT
<Kitty> XD
<Sam> yeah I was just as bad as that tbh
* Mike|SL goes to get breakfast
(14 / 48)
<TMX|Food> Heruur: I heard water is wet
<TMX|Food> is it true?
<Water> absolutely
<TMX|Food> *blinks*
<TMX|Food> what the fuck
* Water flows downhill
* &Pinky waves
* TMX|Food has a seizure
* Water waves
<TMX|Food> but.. what... how...
(14 / 38)
<Manuela> 9 _ 9
<Ivy> lol
<Skipper> back
<Maxy> 9 _ 0
<Manuela> nine
<Skipper> 9_9
<Ivy> oh maxy you lost your smiley faces piece of paper
<Manuela> rofl
<Maxy> 9 _ 9
<Skipper> no space
<Ivy> no spaces
<Skipper> s
<Manuela> Maxy, no space
<Ivy> lol
<Manuela> lol
<Skipper> lol
<Dazzle> lol
<Maxy> 9 _ 9
<Skipper> lmao
<Skipper> no
<Manuela> hahahhahah
<Maxy> not working
<Ivy> xD
<Skipper> nine_nine
<Maxy> no
<Manuela> no spaaaceees
<Manuela> :)
<Maxy> 9_9
<Skipper> no spaces between the nines and _
<Maxy> haha
<Ivy> bout' time!
(13 / 33)
(@Pinky) Well.. my opinion is that you can say something without cussing
(@Pinky) but you can't have porn without porn
(13 / 33)
< ^TMX> gaim is a game for gay people
< ^TMX> capain jack plays it
< [NOOB]Kitty> sounds cool :)
< ^TMX> it is
< ^TMX> er, or so I've heard
< ^TMX> :S
< Rukus> for gay people? do tell
< ^TMX> yeah, just forget i said that...
(12 / 62)
(12 / 30)
<Kaiser> my face hurs
<Kaiser> hurts even
<Kaiser> why does my face hurt
<TMX> cause you caught faceaids
<Jedi|L2> shoot you ruined it tmx :(
<Jedi|L2> I was gonna say something uber cool
<Kaiser> i blame ur mom, mecks
<Jedi|L2> in response to that
* Jedi|L2 storms out
(12 / 28)
(12 / 28)
[03:06] <kingbill317> proff
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof
[03:06] <checkered> XD
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof*
[03:06] <Puffles> FAIL!
(12 / 54)
[20:37] <Drained> Your busy pixels are mine now.
[20:37] <kingbill> i love you now drained
[20:37] * archkittens takes it like a bitch
(12 / 44)
( Drained ) :/
( Ace ) is she s supermodel or actress?
( Drained ) She be hawt though :3
( Ace ) o rly?
( Ace ) i thought you were into the ugly type
( Drained ) Hey, my time with your mum was a mistake.
(11 / 33)
<Skipper> yes
(11 / 27)
(11 / 39)
<Ace> miller genuine draft doesn't have as heavy of fleets as we do
<Ace> you could say he's miller lite ;)
(11 / 29)
<Ivy> What key are you using as your push-to-talk?
<Maxy> The down arrow
(11 / 39)
<DarkZrobe> hey that rhymes
<Pauliniho> no it doesnt
<Pauliniho> you daft twat
(11 / 33)
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> no thanks im allergic :)
(11 / 37)
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my cisco switch
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my rack
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my hubs
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and alot of cat5
[20:26] <archkittens> they do boob jobs on craigslist now?
[20:26] <HACKhalo2> your rack big?
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> it was a free rack in crappy condition so i cut it into pieces trying to make a smaller rack and im thinking of just tossing it all out
[20:27] <HACKhalo2> we are so bad XD
[20:27] <HACKhalo2> so you want a smaller rack?
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> dunno
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> i would like a working rack
[20:27] <archkittens> i bet they do that on craigslist too
[20:28] <HACKhalo2> XD
[20:28] <HACKhalo2> what size is your rack jack
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> it was 36u (i think)
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> cut down to 16u
[20:28] <archkittens> thats much larger than 36 double d
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> oh
[20:29] <HACKhalo2> XD
[20:29] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> yall are talking about boobs
[20:29] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[20:29] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> sick bastards :P
(11 / 21)
(11 / 51)
<TMX|Baff> because you touch yourself at night
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> true but that doesnt affect windows tmx
<TMX|Baff> it does if you cum in the air vents
(11 / 27)
<Morg> He's like the uncle I never visit
<Pauliniho> He's like the Cat I never feed :(
<punker> hes like that baby my gym teacher had sex with and ruined his entire life....
<punker> ok i might have gone too far....
(11 / 27)
<TMX> and I can't figure out why the last 2 won't work
<TMX> I try everything
<TMX> and then...
<TMX> I check the cables
(11 / 45)
[23:30] <Hamstine> i'll pled you
[23:30] <Ivy> See?
(10 / 34)
<Puffles> Yeah
<Puffles> And cars
<Puffles> And murder trainers
<Puffles> And
<Puffles> rape them.
<Puffles> I know how to move that fucking Snorlax
* Puffles unzips
(10 / 40)
<TMX> you'll go blind!
* TMX pokes kitty in the eye with a dildo
<TMX> see?
<Kitty> no :(
* Kitty fumbles round
<Kitty> *_O
(10 / 46)
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> fetch me water at once slaves!
<Kitty|warface> cockthirsty?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> no :P
<Kitty|warface> oh cool, just checking
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> although rose is in the room and i could use some of that :D
(10 / 36)
<neonDragon> random raping channel members = impolite
(10 / 46)
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Just a minute...
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Tick Complete
<neonDragon> !tick --clearExodus
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Just a minute...
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Tick Complete
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> if i were to change my name to neondragon could i control devobot with the !tick command?
<neonDragon> if I were to change my name to The_Jack_of_Clubs would my IQ drop 40 points?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> most likely :)
(10 / 32)
<Pauliniho> text Ray, tell him he's bann'd
(10 / 48)
<IcyFlame> oops
<IcyFlame> im gona have to change that now
<Pauliniho> XD
<IcyFlame> everyone forget what you see on your screen
<TMX> XD
<TMX> who wants to do it first :P
<NINJ4> /ns ghost icyflame dranzer1
<TMX> /msg nickserv ghost fender36 dranzer1
<fender36> lol
<TMX> XD
<IcyFlame> haha wont work cause you dont have the right ip :-p
<NINJ4> you wanna test that?
<Pauliniho> do it!
<TMX> do it!
<IcyFlame> na the ip it registered to has to match the ip of the person using the command
* IcyFlame (icy_flaym@D9373EF7.7554B277.2A02DF2D.IP) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Kitty|AFK))
<Kitty|AFK> herro :)
* IcyFlame (icy_flaym@D9373EF7.7554B277.2A02DF2D.IP) has joined #evo
<TMX> IcyFlame: you were saying? :D
(9 / 21)
<Dazzle> <3
<Drained> Huge
<Drained> It's
<Drained> Huge :O
(9 / 51)
<Mikeh> Tod: yea, I know- but 25 minutes of porn is ussually 200mb
<Todretter> thus proving anime is better than porn
<Mikeh> lol
<Todretter> :)
(9 / 23)
<Greene> howdy
<checkered> skipper's nubbeh greene
<Skipper> IM NOT NUBBEH
<Skipper> IM CHINBALLISH
(9 / 27)
<Pauliniho> I can't tell the difference between it, and famous branded avatars
(9 / 25)
(9 / 31)
<Quixon> Convo leads to one thing and another then bam, pics are exchanged
* archkittens|pirates imagines that
<Quixon> Its not that hard to happen. Hell it happens in between evo goers
<archkittens|pirates> no, i meant slinging it willy nilly
<archkittens|pirates> i can only imagine poking someone's eye out
<Quixon> ouch
(9 / 43)
<Pinky> We know that
<[Z3R0]Skipper> ...
(9 / 35)
<youre_all_a_bunch_of_wankers> are the forums working?
<BrunoX> too busy to reply - wanking
(8 / 12)
<DarkZrobe> That would be a bad idea
<lvtrii> He's slow enough already
(8 / 46)
(8 / 26)
(8 / 46)
<Todretter> rig0 you dick
(8 / 44)
<RiG0|Work> I left my DNA sample with your Mom Necro
(8 / 50)
[17:56] <Jack-Laptop> ..
[17:56] <Jack-Laptop> who?
[17:56] <Todretter> the Who's singer you nub
(8 / 26)
(8 / 62)
<Pinky> haha xD
<Eddie> right then
<Eddie> no dinner for him
(7 / 27)
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> ivy lets have sex infront of sam to make him jealous
In #chat
* Ivy jumps on Jack and humps him wildly
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> score!
* Sam has quit (Quit: jmIrc destroyed by the OS)
<Ivy> :O
<Ace> haha
<Ace> it worked
(7 / 37)
<swalesey> nope
<Pauliniho> awesomeness
<Pauliniho> they've decided to get back into gaming
<Pauliniho> http://www.commodoregaming.com/pcshop/Home.aspx
<Pauliniho> trying to compete with alienware
<swalesey> Lionel Richie is awesome at designing computers.
(7 / 31)
( Ivy ) nope
( Ivy ) just a laptop
