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<TMX> I have determined that firstly, my hard disk is full of symbols that make the system speaker squeal like a piggy
<TMX> and secondly, that it is actually retrieving data
PIGGY!
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<Maxy> How come whenever I talk on vent my screen scrolls to the bottom?
<Ivy> What key are you using as your push-to-talk?
<Maxy> The down arrow
irc.neondragon.net Ventrillo
 
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<Pauliniho> have you seen the new commodores?
<swalesey> nope
<Pauliniho> awesomeness
<Pauliniho> they've decided to get back into gaming
<Pauliniho> http://www.commodoregaming.com/pcshop/Home.aspx
<Pauliniho> trying to compete with alienware
<swalesey> Lionel Richie is awesome at designing computers.
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sephiroth> hello
<munch> hello
<sephiroth> high
<munch> not in years
 
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<Rose> WHAT THE HELL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS
<Rose> just because you are all jealous
<Rose> i am a minor leave me alone!
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<@Araldia> pedanism is being added to the rules
<TMX> *pedanticism
<Munch> ?
* TMX runs :P
* TMX was kicked by Araldia (pedant)
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<DarkZrobe> I dont want to be a shit, shit I wont lick
<DarkZrobe> hey that rhymes
<Pauliniho> no it doesnt
<Pauliniho> you daft twat
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( Pauliniho ) I won a sambuca shot contest in faliraki when I was 17
( Pauliniho ) and then I passed out for a full day
( Pauliniho ) awesome
irc.neondragon.net #tnt
 
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<TMX> neon: don't you love those flashes of inspiration where you realise that you are doind something retarded, and the whole lot of code you've written can be made 100% more efficent just by adding a single line?:)
<neonDragon> no tmx
<neonDragon> i'm not a retard
<neonDragon> :P
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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( RiG0 ) Ivy, is she using a notebook?
( Ivy ) nope
( Ivy ) just a laptop
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*Amos wrestles Ivy to the floor and gazes into her eyes
<Ivy> You have a bit of snot, right there...
* Ivy points
* Amos sneezes on Ivy's face
* Amos points
<Ivy> ¬_¬
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<Quixon> I just don't go slinging it willy nilly
<Quixon> Convo leads to one thing and another then bam, pics are exchanged
* archkittens|pirates imagines that
<Quixon> Its not that hard to happen.  Hell it happens in between evo goers
<archkittens|pirates> no, i meant slinging it willy nilly
<archkittens|pirates> i can only imagine poking someone's eye out
<Quixon> ouch
we're talking about fingers, i swear!
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[08:20] <Puffles> So, why are you in #celt, Eepster?
[08:21] <Eepster> because archkittens wanted me to meet some cool people
hahahahaha
NDI #chat
 
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<neonDragon> I'd like to take this moment to remind you all that if you don't donate that you're going to go to a special hell where evo doesn't exist and the only game to play is the Harry Potter game
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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( Hypothesis ) but TMX licks me all the time
 
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<morner> hey, what’s the difference between a brothel and a nursery school?
<thief> i don’t know
<morner> you’re a sick bastard
irc.neondragon.net #evolution
 
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<Pauliniho> you guys should see how much incoming river has
<RiG0> 543,504 Creatures incoming.
<Foxy> MERC news spammed.
<Foxy> what is the point in doing that???
<Pauliniho> shit...we better recall, they might have defence
* Pauliniho abortz
* Foxy abortz also
irc.neondragon.net #tnt
 
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[18:20] <archkittens> whatcha need hack?
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> hey arch, do you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> i just wanta dabble in Linux
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> im sorry
[18:21] <archkittens> i have to submit that to bash
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> so i was wondering if you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:22] <archkittens> ubuntu.org
[18:22] <archkittens> you're not serious, are you?
[18:22] <HACKhalo2> dabble, as in use
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> about what?
[18:23] <archkittens> all linux is open source
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> i ment a version that wont be illegal to copy and give to someone
pirated linux!
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<Sam> shut UP Jack
<Jack-Laptop> you sam
<Sam> yeah, me Sam, you Tarzan
hub.uk.irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<Sneak> Callie: You know my tiny little piece... the little inch long?
irc.nomadsofdestruction.net #tnt
 
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<Hypothesis> our guitars can cuddle each other and have banjos!
#chat
 
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<Kitty|warface> evobash can only be a bad thing, now i can't openly talk about having sex with miners :(
<Kitty|warface> *minors even
<Kitty|warface> well, maybe not miners either...
<Kitty|warface> it's not my fault i don't like to sleep with miners
<Kitty|warface> they go too deep :( and there's nothing worse than a dirty helmet
<neonDragon> at least they have a flashlight to find places no one else could!
...
<Kitty|warface> there's probably a fetish site for that somewhere..
<Kitty|warface> minerlust
<neonDragon> i wouldn't type that into google if i were you
<neonDragon> police would be at your door within 5 minutes
<Kitty|warface> dyslexic police :)
<Kitty|warface> more proof that the internet is run by men, if it's got a hole... there's a porn site for it :)
<neonDragon> "we have a dyslexic paedophile, go go go!!"
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<neonDragon> conversation about sexual matters = good
<neonDragon> random raping channel members = impolite
irc.neondragon.net #chat.tech
 
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<Mike|Work> Second Life is fun :)
<Mike|Work> you can have fake sex with fake people
<Mike|Work> and you don't know what age they are
<Mike|Work> or even what gender
<Mike|Work> it's like a blind-folded yankee swap
<Mike|Work> with your genitals
<Mike|Work> :)
<DarkZrobe> I dont even want to know what sex looks like in second life
=-= Sam|OutSmoking is now known as Sam
<Sam> or in real life
* Sam grins
<DarkZrobe> Bastarf
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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( Sam ) http://accent.gmu.edu/searchsaa.php?function=detail&speakerid=514 - all I heard was "retreat, retreat!"
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<Araldia> its like i really want it, right up till its half way to my mouth and then i just cant bear to put it in my mouth
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< [NOOB]Kitty> what's gaim mister TMX?
< ^TMX> gaim is a game for gay people
< ^TMX> capain jack plays it
< [NOOB]Kitty> sounds cool :)
< ^TMX> it is
< ^TMX> er, or so I've heard
< ^TMX> :S
< Rukus> for gay people? do tell
< ^TMX> yeah, just forget i said that...
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<TMX> My bastard housemate has gone home for christmas and left his computer torrenting
<TMX> I'll ban him from the network, that'll teach him
* TMX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* TMX has joined #chat
<TMX> so, I may have banned my computer by mistake
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
* [SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
* [UFO]Beta-Guy was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
irc.neondragon.net #evolution
 
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<Jack-Uni> when you sit on your tushy and you feel something squishy... diarrhea...diarrhea...
<Kitty> when you're swimming in the pool and your bum starts to drool... diarrhea..diarrhea
<Kitty> running through the grass and it slips down your... ok that's enough of that :P
hub.ca.irc.neondragon.net) #chat
 
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[22:45:56] <tecface> my mate had a stud in his, he claimed it didnt hurt
[22:46:44] <Hypothesis> did girls like him more for it?
[22:47:07] <tecface> no they called him a freak
[22:47:17] <Hypothesis> yeah figured
[22:47:32] <Hamstine> i met a girl on holiday that had one of those
[22:47:43] <Hamstine> wait
[22:47:47] <Hamstine> never mind
[22:47:53] <Sam> what, a penis?
[22:48:12] <Sam> girls with penises aren't girls, Hamstine :(
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#248  Vote For  (7 / 31)  Vote Against  Flag quote for review
<IcyFlame> you know my bf likes to bite....
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<Puffles> she was so goth, she probably shit bats
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<Sam> one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
* Sam bombs somewhere
<Chilari> what freedom are you fighting for, Sam?
<Sam> I'm an agnostic fundamentalist
<Chilari> agnostic, hmm?
<Chilari> what do agnostic fundamentalists believe in?
<Sam> the right to not know what to believe in, without Preachy McPreacherson butting their silly noses in!
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<Skipper> HI greene
<Greene> howdy
<checkered> skipper's nubbeh greene
<Skipper> IM NOT NUBBEH
<Skipper> IM CHINBALLISH
irc.neondragon.net #cce.public
 
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<BrunoX> I'm still with my texting mobile phone, which I love. I only can text people.
<Pauliniho> text Ray, tell him he's bann'd
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> back
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i had to go poopy
<Todretter|AA> did it feel good
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i suppose
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> doesnt all poopy feel good when it comes out?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i guess when youre not constipated
hub.ca.irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<neon|8000|IM> it's not that big
<neon|8000|IM> i've seen bigger
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<checkered> shit we need more pussy around this channel
<checkered> hamstine's a pussy, and skipper is, oh an heruur, but that's just not the same
<Hamstine> FUCK YOU
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<Ivy> If I was a barmaid Id give you free drinks, but then Id probably get sacked
<krimto> lol
<Sam> worth it
<@TMX> he'll have to settle for a dead kitten istead, eh?
#chat
 
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<KitSan> Sorry chris, the hand got fed up with listening to you. Please direct anymore comments to the elbow, because the hand doesn't give a feck.
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<Soanes> Why do you look like such an Emo?
<@Puffles> Because my mother told me too
<Soanes> That explains alot
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<IcyFlame> msg nickserv identify dranzer1
<IcyFlame> oops
<IcyFlame> im gona have to change that now
<Pauliniho> XD
<IcyFlame> everyone forget what you see on your screen
<TMX> XD
<TMX> who wants to do it first :P
<NINJ4> /ns ghost icyflame dranzer1
<TMX> /msg nickserv ghost fender36 dranzer1
<fender36> lol
<TMX> XD
<IcyFlame> haha wont work cause you dont have the right ip :-p
<NINJ4> you wanna test that?
<Pauliniho> do it!
<TMX> do it!
<IcyFlame> na the ip it registered to has to match the ip of the person using the command
* IcyFlame (icy_flaym@D9373EF7.7554B277.2A02DF2D.IP) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Kitty|AFK))
<Kitty|AFK> herro :)
* IcyFlame (icy_flaym@D9373EF7.7554B277.2A02DF2D.IP) has joined #evo
<TMX> IcyFlame: you were saying? :D
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(snapp) so to sum it up to a point, cussing is bannable but pornography isn't
(@Pinky) Well.. my opinion is that you can say something without cussing
(@Pinky) but you can't have porn without porn
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[03:03] <THE_LORD> &#1605;&#1585;&#1581;&#1576;&#1575; &#1571;&#1606;&#1575; &#1571;&#1581;&#1605;&#1583;
[03:03] in arabic
[03:03] my name ahmad
[03:24] =-= neon|lappy is now known as Judas
[03:24] |<-- THE_LORD has left hub.uk.irc.neondragon.net (Quit: The Evolution CGI IRC Client - www.thejackofclubs.net/evo/cgiirc/ (EOF))
[03:24] <Judas> What now, suckers?
[03:25] oh noes, the lord left as soon as I appeared :(
[03:25] jesus is meant to go
[03:25] you're doing it wrong
[03:25] =-= Judas is now known as neonDragon
[03:26] <checkered> XD
[03:27] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:28] we have officially been forsaken.
[03:28] <neonDragon> boooooo
[03:28] time for Plan B
[03:28] <Surreal|dinnah> wuts plan B?
[03:29] <neonDragon> I hope everyone likes the Qur'an
[03:29] <synthe> are you gonna copy/paste the whole thing?
[03:29] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:29] yes plz. arabic if you don't mind.
[03:29] <neonDragon> ?????
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> paste away.
[03:30] <Ara|Away> &#1605;&#1585;&#1581;&#1576;&#1575; &#1571;&#1606;&#1575; &#1571;&#1581;&#1605;&#1583;
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :)
[03:30] <neonDragon> well said!
[03:30] <Ara|Away> oops
[03:30] i took The_Lord's name in vain
[03:30] hehe
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :O
[03:30] <synthe> rofl
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> lol
[03:31] <Ara|Away> hehe i actually lolled
[03:31] <synthe> i still am
 
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<Pauliniho> you have a channel.....to tell you whats on the other channels?
<Sneak> yes
<Sneak> it's the TV Guide channel
<Sneak> I watch it all day
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<@Dazzle> time to change my knob
<@Dazzle> back shortly
<Ithryn> :O
<@Dazzle> :(
<@Dazzle> the rings holding it on too tight
<@Dazzle> i tried using a pair of pliers, but no luck
<@Dazzle> hrm, internet says if i pull hard
<@Dazzle> brb
Treat your knobs with care
irc.neondragon.net #chat
 
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<Raidsong> hey neon you should make a giant wheel of players and set up a web cam and every week you spin it and whoever it lands on gets banned for a day
NDI chat
 
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<SomeName> can I ask you a confidential question?
<Pauliniho> rather depends who you are?
<SomeName> lol
<SomeName> new-ish player
<SomeName> pinky.. is she single?
<Pauliniho> I do believe so
<SomeName> and she like girls, right?
<Pauliniho> haha...you'd have to ask pinky that
irc.neondragon.net PM
 
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<Puffles> I just touch myself and it soothes me
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