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<Aolo> and, like sun tzu says in a roundabout way, expect the unexpected, provide for a long war but hope for a short one, and always do the unexpected...
<Aolo> (but machiavelli reduces citizens to an equation, but there is no citizen portion of the game unless you count alliances and as I'm not of any influence in those, any references here would be irrelivant)...
<Pyotr> Aolo: Leroy Jenkins provides a better model for gameplay tbh
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<Sam> go fuck yourself
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<Darkvinyl> HEADSHOT!
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<@Dazzle> back shortly
<Ithryn> :O
<@Dazzle> :(
<@Dazzle> the rings holding it on too tight
<@Dazzle> i tried using a pair of pliers, but no luck
<@Dazzle> hrm, internet says if i pull hard
<@Dazzle> brb
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<@TMX|BreakingEvo> WHO AM I
<neon|DnD> oh my, tmx has me down to a tee
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<RiG0> yes
<BOXie> mine died :(
<RiG0> WHA?
<RiG0> when??
<BOXie> few months ago
<RiG0> you never even said anything
<RiG0> sorry to hear that
<BOXie> s'okay...he smelled really bad
<RiG0> wow, thats the meanest thing I heard today...
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[18:21] <HACKhalo2> hey arch, do you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> i just wanta dabble in Linux
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> im sorry
[18:21] <archkittens> i have to submit that to bash
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> so i was wondering if you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:22] <archkittens> ubuntu.org
[18:22] <archkittens> you're not serious, are you?
[18:22] <HACKhalo2> dabble, as in use
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> about what?
[18:23] <archkittens> all linux is open source
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> i ment a version that wont be illegal to copy and give to someone
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<Kitty|warface> *minors even
<Kitty|warface> well, maybe not miners either...
<Kitty|warface> it's not my fault i don't like to sleep with miners
<Kitty|warface> they go too deep :( and there's nothing worse than a dirty helmet
<neonDragon> at least they have a flashlight to find places no one else could!
...
<Kitty|warface> there's probably a fetish site for that somewhere..
<Kitty|warface> minerlust
<neonDragon> i wouldn't type that into google if i were you
<neonDragon> police would be at your door within 5 minutes
<Kitty|warface> dyslexic police :)
<Kitty|warface> more proof that the internet is run by men, if it's got a hole... there's a porn site for it :)
<neonDragon> "we have a dyslexic paedophile, go go go!!"
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<Morg> you sick bastard
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<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Just a minute...
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Tick Complete
<neonDragon> !tick --clearExodus
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Just a minute...
<dEvoBot> neonDragon: Tick Complete
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> if i were to change my name to neondragon could i control devobot with the !tick command?
<neonDragon> if I were to change my name to The_Jack_of_Clubs would my IQ drop 40 points?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> most likely :)
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<Sinfinite> oh. there you are
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<Araldia> 30 cm
<Kitty> oh right :) i thought that was a yard
<Araldia> thats a metre
<Kitty> :S
<Araldia> 3 foot in a yard approx a meter
<Araldia> pick your spelling
<Kitty> :)
<Sin> meter = 3.5 feet
<Araldia> hence "approx"
* Kitty gives up and measures everything in cubits
<Araldia> although i understand the importance of 15 cm to men
<Sin> that's not really close enough to approximate
<Kitty> XD
* Araldia giggles with kitty
<^TMX> 5.9 inches?
<Araldia> im sure you swore it was 8
<Araldia> maybe 9 if you stretch it
<^TMX> O_o
* Araldia giggles again and shuts up
<Sin> very funny
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<kadaj> Wundur-Work bought me :'(
<kadaj> and you haven't done anything about it!
<Wundur-Work> he's the one who sold you :)
<kadaj> :O
* kadaj faints
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<+Sneak> It doesn’t taste like snozzberries at all
<@Pinky> snozzberries taste like wall
<@Pinky> So infact, they do
<+Sneak> Snozzberries taste like sex, blood, and crying children then?
<%RiG0> basically
<%RiG0> with a bit of lemon
<+Sneak> and ritual sacrifice*
<+Sneak> Ok
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(BrunoX) Vancouver always loses.
(BrunoX) It's what they do.
(Darkvinyl|8002) they won the other night...
(BrunoX) they can't even succeed at losing! :O
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<Mike|Work> you can have fake sex with fake people
<Mike|Work> and you don't know what age they are
<Mike|Work> or even what gender
<Mike|Work> it's like a blind-folded yankee swap
<Mike|Work> with your genitals
<Mike|Work> :)
<DarkZrobe> I dont even want to know what sex looks like in second life
=-= Sam|OutSmoking is now known as Sam
<Sam> or in real life
* Sam grins
<DarkZrobe> Bastarf
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[03:06] <kingbill317> proff
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof
[03:06] <checkered> XD
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof*
[03:06] <Puffles> FAIL!
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<DarkZrobe> hey that rhymes
<Pauliniho> no it doesnt
<Pauliniho> you daft twat
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<Pinky> And one guy said, "does the baby count?"
<Pinky> xD
<Martyr> lol
<Martyr> that guy is going to hell :P
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<Pinky> He got high fives all round
<Darkvinyl> I did
<Darkvinyl> tis cause I'm awesome like that
<Pinky> DV, for context
<Pinky> <Pinky> I was with some friends last night, and they were on about finding relatiives sex toys. Then we got onto if you've found one in someone elses house e.g. if you were babysitting
<Pinky> <Pinky> And one guy said, "does the baby count?"
<Darkvinyl> ....
<Darkvinyl> is it too late to take that back?
<Pinky> Ya
<Darkvinyl> damn.
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<TMX> oh if you insist RiG0
* TMX puts on his robe and wizard hat
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<Maxy> watch out Mr Maxy.....
<Ivy> oh gods no >.<
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<TMX> you're making it gay
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[eldrytch] you get up in the morning and kick your cat?
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<Kaiser> makes me sad :(
<Ace> a fish reminds you of your smelly girlfriend...
<Ace> makes sense
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<TMX> *pedanticism
<Munch> ?
* TMX runs :P
* TMX was kicked by Araldia (pedant)
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[18:29] <Skipper> wait no
[18:29] <Skipper> three do...
[18:29] <Skipper> :(
[18:29] <Skipper> >-- fail
[18:30] <Skipper> <--- FAIL
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[23:15:30] <TMX> :O
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<Ivy> :O
<Hamstine> you might get a part exchange
<TMX> yeah, see if their is a bugfix for her
<Hamstine> but don't count on it
<TMX> ivy 1.1 or something
<TMX> or try recompiling with support for british humour
<Ivy> I am missing data
<Ivy> :(
<TMX> ./ivy-config --with-british-humour && make && make install
<Sam> I don't need to replace her, I'm dual-booting as it were
<BrunoX> /ivy uninstall
<Ivy> Anyone dual boots and I stab em in teh eye
<Sam> TMX: well, installing WINE in her is always a good laugh
<TMX> I bet she runs all sorts of programs after a little bit of WINE :P
<Hamstine> its all inputs tbh
<Hamstine> i mean she is fitted with 3 usb sockets
<Sam> I'm still trying to get SU rights tbh
<TMX> well, if you try using marriage, you should be able to merge the processes, and then fork a couple of new ones
<Sam> I'm not starting any child processes TMX
<Ivy> Ive been told my software is top notch
<Hamstine> you need to install a lie detector then ivy
<TMX> you should make sure her account doesn't have permission to fork then
<TMX> and make sure you use an antivirus
<Hamstine> your slower than 3.1
<Frankeh> make sure shes firewalled
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<Pinky|Away> Being a guy/girl is just one of them ;)
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<Jack-Laptop> <accent class="brit">fancy a cupa tea?</accent>
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<DarkZrobe> That would be a bad idea
<lvtrii> He's slow enough already
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<Spice> so's your fudge!
<swalesey> how rude!
<Spice> hahahahahaha
<Hamstine> you bitch
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<Foxy> Sleep
<Jelly> whore fingers!
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* CTerry kicks Darkvinyl in the shins
<CTerry> Don';t ever do that again
<Darkvinyl> :(
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<munch> hello
<sephiroth> high
<munch> not in years
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<Mike|SL> Hi Kitty <3
<Kitty> I'm too easily addicted to start playing MMOs :(
<Kitty> would probably forget to eat or something
<Mike|SL> eat?
<Mike|SL> SHIT
<Kitty> XD
<Sam> yeah I was just as bad as that tbh
* Mike|SL goes to get breakfast
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<steveoiscool> its strangely arousing
<steveoiscool> duh
<Mike|LovesRose> ...
<Kitty> ...
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<Pinky> haha xD
<Eddie> right then
<Eddie> no dinner for him
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<^TMX> you mistyped hooker, seele
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[19:47] <neonDragon> what to?
[19:48] <Jack-Laptop> um
[19:48] <Jack-Laptop> damn it i didnt think this far into it
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<Todretter> rig0 you dick
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<TMX|Food> Heruur: I heard water is wet
<TMX|Food> is it true?
<Water> absolutely
<TMX|Food> *blinks*
<TMX|Food> what the fuck
* Water flows downhill
* &Pinky waves
* TMX|Food has a seizure
* Water waves
<TMX|Food> but.. what... how...
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<Quixon> Convo leads to one thing and another then bam, pics are exchanged
* archkittens|pirates imagines that
<Quixon> Its not that hard to happen. Hell it happens in between evo goers
<archkittens|pirates> no, i meant slinging it willy nilly
<archkittens|pirates> i can only imagine poking someone's eye out
<Quixon> ouch
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<Pinky> We know that
<[Z3R0]Skipper> ...
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