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<@Dazzle> "so, what happened to inspire you to your position as CEO of this company"
<@Dazzle> "couldnt let tmx have a better car than me"
<@Dazzle> "whos tmx?"
<TMX|CornflakeOClock> XD
<TMX|CornflakeOClock> 20 years time? that's *king* TMX to you
<@Dazzle> i'll be space pope in 30
<@Dazzle> so fuck off
<@Dazzle> D:
<@Dazzle> your highness
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<DarkZrobe> That would be a bad idea
<lvtrii> He's slow enough already
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<@TMX|BreakingEvo> WHO AM I
<neon|DnD> oh my, tmx has me down to a tee
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<@Dazzle> back shortly
<Ithryn> :O
<@Dazzle> :(
<@Dazzle> the rings holding it on too tight
<@Dazzle> i tried using a pair of pliers, but no luck
<@Dazzle> hrm, internet says if i pull hard
<@Dazzle> brb
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[01:29] <@Dazzle> but for deepthroat
[01:29] <@Dazzle> the trick isnt swallowing
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<Dazzle> he loves that shit
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<@Dazzle> so was distracted
<@Dazzle> its hard, theyre moving too fast
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<Dazzle> <3
<Drained> Huge
<Drained> It's
<Drained> Huge :O
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<Skipper> yes
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<Puffles> Yeah
<Puffles> And cars
<Puffles> And murder trainers
<Puffles> And
<Puffles> rape them.
<Puffles> I know how to move that fucking Snorlax
* Puffles unzips
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01:33 < Drained|DoW> Record her and point out her flaws when she wakes up hung-over.
01:34 < Puffles> It's been done before, it does nothing.
01:36 -!- ione [chatzilla@ndi-246315A3.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #chat
01:36 < nibblesDacat> lol
01:36 < nibblesDacat> well then make a youtube video and see if that makes your point
01:40 < Puffles> She wouldn't see it. :/
01:43 < nibblesDacat> well play it for her after it gets viewed an commented on a few times.
01:44 < Puffles> Ok. Here's some perspective. She's a shameless alcoholic.
01:45 < Drained|DoW> Move county?
01:46 < nibblesDacat> been there done that. Sorry to here that.
01:49 < ione> Sounds like shes goes crazy in bed. Whats the problem?
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<Dazz|afk> and the horse definitely came off worse
<SamPhone> His hooves fell off
<SamPhone> We laughed about it later though
<Dazz|afk> over a tasty beverage i presume?
<SamPhone> Well, oats
<SamPhone> And a bit of salt-lick
<Dazz|afk> any sugar lumps?
<SamPhone> Nah, he was a dentist when he wasn't a horse
<Dazz|afk> well that would make sense really
<Dazz|afk> i mean, you might as well get a decent profession when not being a horse
<SamPhone> That's what he said, he said being a horse was mainly a hobby
<SamPhone> He was, if you will, a hobby horse
<Dazz|afk> lol
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<public_nudity> i don't like swearing infront of children
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<TMX> and secondly, that it is actually retrieving data
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<checkered> hamstine's a pussy, and skipper is, oh an heruur, but that's just not the same
<Hamstine> FUCK YOU
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[18:09] <Ivy> lol
[18:10] <Hypothesis> aww
[18:10] <TMX> what do you mean "aww"
[18:10] <TMX> it's comedy gold
[18:11] <Hypothesis> I mean it's a cute lol?
[18:11] <Ivy> xD
[18:11] <TMX> cute?
[18:11] <Ivy> its cute that he's raping?
[18:11] <Ivy> lawl hyp
[18:11] <Ivy> you got a funny definition of cute
[18:11] <Hypothesis> oh he's raping!
[18:11] <Hypothesis> I get it now
[18:11] <Pyotr> XD
[18:11] * TMX shakes his head
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<TMX> <Pandoraxero> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_mom#Historic_usage Shakespeare invented your mom << QFT
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<Sam> speakin' of which...
<Sam> hai Kitty
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[19:38] <Sam> you forgot yer (actual size) tag :)
[19:38] <Drained|Work> If that's a representation of yours, I feel sorry for any lady who has to see it -.-
[19:38] <Ivy> If they can find it
[19:39] <Sam> we're a harsh channel, it makes me chuckle
[19:39] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> the brits are trying to be mean
[19:39] <Sam> the americans are trying to be smart
[19:39] <Sam> isn't it cute!
[19:40] <Drained|Work> :)
[19:40] <Ivy> <3
[19:40] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> see trying to be mean
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( Ivy ) Anyone can afford me
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[08:21] <Eepster> because archkittens wanted me to meet some cool people
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<@Puffles> Because my mother told me too
<Soanes> That explains alot
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[18:29] <Skipper> wait no
[18:29] <Skipper> three do...
[18:29] <Skipper> :(
[18:29] <Skipper> >-- fail
[18:30] <Skipper> <--- FAIL
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<Kitty> no they can't
<Kitty> their skin burns on contact
<Leni> Im serious
<Kitty> so am I
<Kitty> the baptism was a total bitch
<Kitty> "ARGH OMG the baby it burns!"
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[03:03] in arabic
[03:03] my name ahmad
[03:24] =-= neon|lappy is now known as Judas
[03:24] |<-- THE_LORD has left hub.uk.irc.neondragon.net (Quit: The Evolution CGI IRC Client - www.thejackofclubs.net/evo/cgiirc/ (EOF))
[03:24] <Judas> What now, suckers?
[03:25] oh noes, the lord left as soon as I appeared :(
[03:25] jesus is meant to go
[03:25] you're doing it wrong
[03:25] =-= Judas is now known as neonDragon
[03:26] <checkered> XD
[03:27] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:28] we have officially been forsaken.
[03:28] <neonDragon> boooooo
[03:28] time for Plan B
[03:28] <Surreal|dinnah> wuts plan B?
[03:29] <neonDragon> I hope everyone likes the Qur'an
[03:29] <synthe> are you gonna copy/paste the whole thing?
[03:29] <Surreal|dinnah> XD
[03:29] yes plz. arabic if you don't mind.
[03:29] <neonDragon> ?????
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> paste away.
[03:30] <Ara|Away> مرحبا أنا أحمد
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :)
[03:30] <neonDragon> well said!
[03:30] <Ara|Away> oops
[03:30] i took The_Lord's name in vain
[03:30] hehe
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> :O
[03:30] <synthe> rofl
[03:30] <Surreal|dinnah> lol
[03:31] <Ara|Away> hehe i actually lolled
[03:31] <synthe> i still am
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<public_nudity> (i know it sounds terrible but i am refering to the game)
<public_nudity> (and re-reading it only makes it sound worse)
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[18:21] <HACKhalo2> hey arch, do you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> i just wanta dabble in Linux
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> hahahahahaha
[18:21] <archkittens> im sorry
[18:21] <archkittens> i have to submit that to bash
[18:21] <HACKhalo2> so i was wondering if you have a Open Source Version of Linux?
[18:22] <archkittens> ubuntu.org
[18:22] <archkittens> you're not serious, are you?
[18:22] <HACKhalo2> dabble, as in use
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> about what?
[18:23] <archkittens> all linux is open source
[18:23] <HACKhalo2> i ment a version that wont be illegal to copy and give to someone
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[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my cisco switch
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my rack
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and my hubs
[20:26] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> and alot of cat5
[20:26] <archkittens> they do boob jobs on craigslist now?
[20:26] <HACKhalo2> your rack big?
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> it was a free rack in crappy condition so i cut it into pieces trying to make a smaller rack and im thinking of just tossing it all out
[20:27] <HACKhalo2> we are so bad XD
[20:27] <HACKhalo2> so you want a smaller rack?
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> dunno
[20:27] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> i would like a working rack
[20:27] <archkittens> i bet they do that on craigslist too
[20:28] <HACKhalo2> XD
[20:28] <HACKhalo2> what size is your rack jack
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> it was 36u (i think)
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> cut down to 16u
[20:28] <archkittens> thats much larger than 36 double d
[20:28] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> oh
[20:29] <HACKhalo2> XD
[20:29] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> yall are talking about boobs
[20:29] <archkittens> hahahahaha
[20:29] <The_Jack_of_Clubs> sick bastards :P
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<krimto> lol
<Sam> worth it
<@TMX> he'll have to settle for a dead kitten istead, eh?
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( Drained ) :/
( Ace ) is she s supermodel or actress?
( Drained ) She be hawt though :3
( Ace ) o rly?
( Ace ) i thought you were into the ugly type
( Drained ) Hey, my time with your mum was a mistake.
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[20:37] <Drained> Your busy pixels are mine now.
[20:37] <kingbill> i love you now drained
[20:37] * archkittens takes it like a bitch
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<PiratePete> Not sure about the oxy part
<Incognito> ima a moron :)
<Huntersdad> So if Mitt Romney were an honest politician, would that make him an "oxymormon"? :D
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<Manuela> 9 _ 9
<Ivy> lol
<Skipper> back
<Maxy> 9 _ 0
<Manuela> nine
<Skipper> 9_9
<Ivy> oh maxy you lost your smiley faces piece of paper
<Manuela> rofl
<Maxy> 9 _ 9
<Skipper> no space
<Ivy> no spaces
<Skipper> s
<Manuela> Maxy, no space
<Ivy> lol
<Manuela> lol
<Skipper> lol
<Dazzle> lol
<Maxy> 9 _ 9
<Skipper> lmao
<Skipper> no
<Manuela> hahahhahah
<Maxy> not working
<Ivy> xD
<Skipper> nine_nine
<Maxy> no
<Manuela> no spaaaceees
<Manuela> :)
<Maxy> 9_9
<Skipper> no spaces between the nines and _
<Maxy> haha
<Ivy> bout' time!
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[11:28] <Drained> Exactly.
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<Quixon> Convo leads to one thing and another then bam, pics are exchanged
* archkittens|pirates imagines that
<Quixon> Its not that hard to happen. Hell it happens in between evo goers
<archkittens|pirates> no, i meant slinging it willy nilly
<archkittens|pirates> i can only imagine poking someone's eye out
<Quixon> ouch
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[22:46:44] <Hypothesis> did girls like him more for it?
[22:47:07] <tecface> no they called him a freak
[22:47:17] <Hypothesis> yeah figured
[22:47:32] <Hamstine> i met a girl on holiday that had one of those
[22:47:43] <Hamstine> wait
[22:47:47] <Hamstine> never mind
[22:47:53] <Sam> what, a penis?
[22:48:12] <Sam> girls with penises aren't girls, Hamstine :(
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[00:08] <neonDragon> you must login!
[00:08] <Pinky> How do I login?
[00:08] <neonDragon> you can't login!
[00:08] <Pinky> I see!
[00:08] <Pinky> Now that could be a problem
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[12:06] <Araldia> straight from bed to work
[12:06] <Araldia> man after my own heart
[12:07] * Araldia is still in bed and at work
[12:07] <Araldia> and NO Ara is not a whore
[12:07] <Araldia> despite whatever EvoBash says
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[03:06] <kingbill317> proff
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof
[03:06] <checkered> XD
[03:06] <kingbill317> proof*
[03:06] <Puffles> FAIL!
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* Sam bombs somewhere
<Chilari> what freedom are you fighting for, Sam?
<Sam> I'm an agnostic fundamentalist
<Chilari> agnostic, hmm?
<Chilari> what do agnostic fundamentalists believe in?
<Sam> the right to not know what to believe in, without Preachy McPreacherson butting their silly noses in!
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19:37.04 ( Hypothesis ) s'what I normally do
