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<Pauliniho> why would robots eat flesh?
<TMX> because eating wood is for spastics
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<Sam> go fuck yourself
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<neonDragon> are pages loading more slowly?
<neonDragon> or more quickly?
<neonDragon> or the same?
<DarkZrobe> Yes...
<DarkZrobe> Slower I think
<Pauliniho> same for me
<neonDragon> can i have an answer from someone that knows what they're doing
<neonDragon> ok pauli ta
(2 / 66)
<RiG0> you lay it gently on the table
<RiG0> and just climb on
(-9 / 55)
<Foxy> Sleep
<Jelly> whore fingers!
(25 / 67)
* CTerry kicks Darkvinyl in the shins
<CTerry> Don';t ever do that again
<Darkvinyl> :(
(-6 / 62)
<Sin> not unless you spell atheism correctly I suppose
(-3 / 65)
<TMX> putting people in ovens is so 1940's
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<BOXie> ... We're at war?
(-8 / 52)
<Jack-Laptop> both of you take off your pants!
<TMX> I can';t that would involve me taking off my trousers first, which you did not specify
<Jack-Laptop> hahaha brits :)
<Jack-Laptop> you made me laugh so you win tmx
* TMX wins!
(-14 / 68)
<TMX> *write
<Cow> for what?
<TMX> stfu button
<Cow> i'm gonna make a command line program to buy stuff from amazon
<TMX> equivalent tokilling a process via ctrl-alt-delete
<TMX> For retarded programs like norton that just have an "ok" button when they ask to reboot
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
<TMX> |& M$ Piss-me-off XP |_|| ||X||
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
<TMX> | Your computer needs to be rebooted in |
<TMX> | order to apply the updates. |
<TMX> | |
<TMX> | Save your work, and then click ok. |
<TMX> | |
<TMX> | +----------+ +----------+ |
<TMX> | | OK | | STFU | |
<TMX> | +----------+ +----------+ |
<TMX> +----------------------------------------+
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<Kitty|SerialExperimentsLain> by 'issues' I mean he disagrees with me...
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<Mike> lol yep
<Rose> why must all quotes with me in have to do with penises
<Rose> JUST BECAUSE ITS A FUNNY WORD
<Mike> lol
<Mike> you talk about penises
<Mike> ALOT
<Rose> they are so funny
<Rose> best word ever tbh
(-4 / 54)
<Rose> and what am I supposed to do about it...?
<Mikeh> You could sacrifice your virginity to your god, my penis.
<Rose> since when do i worship your penis?
<Mikeh> since now.
<Mikeh> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
(18 / 68)
<Jack-Laptop> you sam
<Sam> yeah, me Sam, you Tarzan
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[DrSneak] well
[DrSneak] in my medical opinion
[DrSneak] I think 'work' might be a strong word
[DrSneak] I consider it more random synapses of the brain firing off in order to concieve random strings of words that occasionally resemble conscience thought
[Pauliniho] you mean like....when a corpse twitches?
[Pauliniho] its not a conscious movement
[DrSneak] they occasionally RESEMBLE conscientious thought, but usually fail miserably to imitate it
[Pauliniho] just some spare electrons in the brainal cavity
[DrSneak] Exactly
[Pauliniho] So what have we learned here today?
[Pauliniho] Soanes posts like a twitching corpse
[DrSneak] yes
[Pauliniho] Mystery solved
[Pauliniho] lets have some scooby snaks
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[eldrytch] you get up in the morning and kick your cat?
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<Pauliniho> cockroaches tbh
<Stone> they're raisins
<BOX> they look like tadpoles
<BOX> though I'm not sure which is worse
<Stone> and that dish tastes like...well...secks in your mouth tbh
<BOX> that dish makes me want to wait till I'm married
(6 / 48)
<Rose> just because you are all jealous
<Rose> i am a minor leave me alone!
(-8 / 76)
<+Sneak> It doesn’t taste like snozzberries at all
<@Pinky> snozzberries taste like wall
<@Pinky> So infact, they do
<+Sneak> Snozzberries taste like sex, blood, and crying children then?
<%RiG0> basically
<%RiG0> with a bit of lemon
<+Sneak> and ritual sacrifice*
<+Sneak> Ok
(0 / 78)
<+Sneak> and Pinky
<+Sneak> the most elusive prey of all
<%RiG0> nope Sneak, thats called “Murder”
(1 / 87)
* %Pauliniho throws birdflu around the room
<BOX> birdflu?
<+Sneak> yay birdflu
<+Sneak> you should know what birdflu is Box
<BOX> what is it?
<%Pauliniho> O.o
<+Sneak> a flu… dumbass
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<[UFO]Sinfinite> *barf*
<@neonDragon> HEY
<@neonDragon> vodka + milk = nice
<[UFO]Sinfinite> that is sick and wrong
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> white russian
<[UFO]Sinfinite> that’s like cars and koala bears
<Morg|around> hey… don’t be messing with them koalas
<[UFO]Sinfinite> you can’t mix them AND eat them
<Thief> cars and koalas, the ultimate combination
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> hit ‘em with your car, eat the koala
<Thief> they look good, smell good AND taste good
<[BFG]Dammerung[BDSM]> sounds like a winning combo to me….
<Pauliniho> you’re all going to hell
(-7 / 57)
<{a|A}> why am i only learning this now?
<[MYST]vitani> startkeylogger
<{a|A}> i guess noone here has norton ^_^
<[LOF]The_Edge> Is this where everyone says - hey that didn’t kick me… and we all know they have Norton?
<[GOE|BDSM]The_Jack_of_Clubs> i hate norton
<{a|A}> just wanted someone else to test it for me :P
<[LOF]The_Edge> I love Norton - but it is only one of three firewalls I use. One firewall is never enough
<[LOF]The_Edge> ..and I did not get kicked :p
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:06 < lost_it> typing start keylogger as one word kicks anyone using norton
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> on irc
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 < Guru|workies> startkeylogger ?
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 -!- Jaz [~Jaz666@82-38-44-61.cable.ubr03.brad.blueyonder.co.uk] has quit
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<{a|A}> 18:08 < Guru|workies> 18:07 < Guru|workies> rofl
<Pyotr> XD
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<opher> lmao
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<{a|A}> <censored>
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<{a|A}> <censored>
<Pyotr> XD
<{a|A}> sorry
<{a|A}> no swearing
<{a|A}> lmao
<{a|A}> sorry about that :S
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<{a|A}> omg
<{a|A}> i’m going to quit now
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<%VexX> and you know what is better?
<~Pinky> A PC on it?
<%VexX> that too
<%VexX> and better than that….
<%RiG0> An intern under it?
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<TMX> *pedanticism
<Munch> ?
* TMX runs :P
* TMX was kicked by Araldia (pedant)
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<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
<[SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs> why isnt this thing typing
* [SoC]The_Jack_of_Clubs was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
<[UFO]Beta-Guy> I can get away with this is I only type it 3 times
* [UFO]Beta-Guy was kicked by E (Stop repeating yourself!)
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<Sneak> mas mas mas si si senor
<@Spice> mas mas mas sneak is a whore
(-6 / 46)
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<thief> i don’t know
<morner> you’re a sick bastard
(35 / 73)
<Pinky> now do this:
<Pinky> /mode #ebg +o Pinky
* Sneak sets mode: +o Pinky
<Sneak> yay
* Pinky sets mode: -o Sneak
<Pinky> Channel takeover!
<Sneak> curse you!
(10 / 46)
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> fetch me water at once slaves!
<Kitty|warface> cockthirsty?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> no :P
<Kitty|warface> oh cool, just checking
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> although rose is in the room and i could use some of that :D
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> wanna make out?
<Paul|Warface> well when you put it like that..
<Paul|Warface> of course
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> yay
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i r the win!
(16 / 74)
<Kitty|warface> *minors even
<Kitty|warface> well, maybe not miners either...
<Kitty|warface> it's not my fault i don't like to sleep with miners
<Kitty|warface> they go too deep :( and there's nothing worse than a dirty helmet
<neonDragon> at least they have a flashlight to find places no one else could!
...
<Kitty|warface> there's probably a fetish site for that somewhere..
<Kitty|warface> minerlust
<neonDragon> i wouldn't type that into google if i were you
<neonDragon> police would be at your door within 5 minutes
<Kitty|warface> dyslexic police :)
<Kitty|warface> more proof that the internet is run by men, if it's got a hole... there's a porn site for it :)
<neonDragon> "we have a dyslexic paedophile, go go go!!"
(3 / 51)
<neonDragon> no tmx
<neonDragon> i'm not a retard
<neonDragon> :P
(-2 / 44)
<Aolo> and, like sun tzu says in a roundabout way, expect the unexpected, provide for a long war but hope for a short one, and always do the unexpected...
<Aolo> (but machiavelli reduces citizens to an equation, but there is no citizen portion of the game unless you count alliances and as I'm not of any influence in those, any references here would be irrelivant)...
<Pyotr> Aolo: Leroy Jenkins provides a better model for gameplay tbh
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<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i had to go poopy
<Todretter|AA> did it feel good
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i suppose
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> doesnt all poopy feel good when it comes out?
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> i guess when youre not constipated
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<RiG0> yes
<BOXie> mine died :(
<RiG0> WHA?
<RiG0> when??
<BOXie> few months ago
<RiG0> you never even said anything
<RiG0> sorry to hear that
<BOXie> s'okay...he smelled really bad
<RiG0> wow, thats the meanest thing I heard today...
(9 / 51)
<Mikeh> Tod: yea, I know- but 25 minutes of porn is ussually 200mb
<Todretter> thus proving anime is better than porn
<Mikeh> lol
<Todretter> :)
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<Yodan1> its a plane
* The_Jack_of_Clubs slaps Yodan1 around a bit with a large trout
<The_Jack_of_Clubs> shush you i said its a friggin bird
(19 / 69)
<Teclis> hmmmm.. neon how do you type and sleep?
<mason> you don't pay at the kindergarten?
<Teclis> whats a brothel?
(1 / 61)
<Pinky> It's ok, he thought I owned evo
<Pinky> Which made me giggle
<Pinky> And that I was a woman ^__^
(34 / 76)
<munch> hello
<sephiroth> high
<munch> not in years
(3 / 51)
<Sneak> yes
<Sneak> it's the TV Guide channel
<Sneak> I watch it all day
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<Sneak> oops
<Sneak> not in my disguise
=-= Sneak is now known as Sneakbot
